It's Christmas in Montana

It's Christmas in Montana,
And the gentle breezes blow,
About seventy miles an hour
And its fifty-two below.
You can tell you're in Montana
'Cause the snow's up to your butt,
And you take a breath of Christmas air
And your nostrils both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Montana--
My feet are frozen to the ground!
---Unknown author, but true!!!!

Why can't I think of something like this and make millions?!

This is called the CD Stripper. You put a newly purchased cd in tis little piece of plastic, and it cuts through all the tape and plastic so you can get to your brand new cd.

They are selling them for $14.99.

Whoever did this, is going to make mega bucks. It's way too simple! Why couldn't I think of something like this?